5 lbs/month delivered FOR LIFE
Are you a fan of flavor, convenience and liberty?
For a limited time, and only a small amount available, we offering the "golden ticket" of We're The Wurst: a 5 lb pick and choose monthly subscription delivered to your door (wherever you live in contiguous USA) FOR LIFE.
This is a great way to not only get delicious sausages that pay for themselves a little after a year, but also boost our business to the next level.
--------------By purchasing you agree to the following------------
This product is NON TRANSFERABLE.
In the event of product shortage, delivery and products will be delayed. "Life" means perpetuity of the customer, or business (We're The Wurst, identified as WTW). If either cease, the contract is for the opposite part is null and void.
This product and subsequent shipments apply to addresses within the contiguous USA. If customer moves, address change must be made known to WTW and changes to subscription will be made accordingly.
This product includes free shipping. This product is also eligible for local pickup.
In the event of a refund request, a refund will be afforded according to maturity of the subscription. Subscription maturity value is reached at 16 months. For example: If customer should request refund at 8 months, half the value will be refunded, $400.
In the event of dramatic cost increase (examples include dramatic supply chain increases, shortages, unavailability of ingredients, WTW maintains power to notify customer and terminate and/or modify subscription.
Terms and conditions may change.
By purchase of "5lbs monthly subscription delivered FOR LIFE", this product, you (customer) agree to these terms.